Author: Asuna

Welcome to Asuna for WordPress

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Update July 30, 2019: Asuna is currently retired due to lack of maintenance. If there is interest, I will release the code open-source. 

Hi! Thanks for checking out Asuna, a multi-layout, custom-color, mobile-ready theme for WordPress.

In Sword Art Online, Asuna Yuuki is a character with something for everyone. She’s equally capable on the battlefield and in the kitchen and frequently a top-ranked fictional character. When I set out to create a WordPress theme with easily customizable colors and layouts, I thought of Asuna. When you use this theme, you don’t need to know how to code to get dramatically different looks and functionality.

Check out Asuna’s easy-peasy installation, customization demos, and variety of styles.

Review: Sword Art Online on DVD

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Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets!

I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see! That could be ‘my’ beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.”

A sexy mistake. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! Daddy Bender, we’re hungry. If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.

Look, last night was a mistake. I wish! It’s a nickel. And when we woke up, we had these bodies. Well I’da done better, but it’s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence.

(text via Fillerama)